Monday, September 25, 2006

Advise for my friends at Tyson

How to Act Crazy


You never know what situation might call for you to act completely wild. Maybe you need a day off, or maybe your relationship is bad and you need an out. Whether you're acting for stage or film, or just acting for the effect, here's how to pull off looking crazy without actually going nuts.

Steps
Always reply, no matter what you have just done, that you are "okay" or "fine." Repeating this over and over at various volumes of voice can really enhance your effect. Never say "I feel crazy." That is a dead giveaway.
Be subtle. Don't overdo it. Instead of screaming swear words at people and claiming to be "seeing" things, maybe talk in a low whisper and look at "someone" next to you who isn't there. Imagine that the person is 2 feet tall and blue with green polka dots--but never reveal that

4 comments:

Carole Burant said...

But what if the other voices I hear tell me to do something else??? hehe Great post!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Sister, I can post on
this with anonymous, too!

It is cool and nice this
morning on Galla Creek.
Sister Three

Sister--Helen said...

I don't know...that screaming swear words right in peoples faces does work to let people know you are crazy...I speak from experience!....

Annie said...

Sometimes I think it is great fun to do things like this at work.