A good story.

When I worked at Tyson there was this fellow named Harley and he could tell a good story. If there is one thing hard working people like it is a good story and Harley told us several.
One Monday he came to work and said My nieces decided to go to Fayettville Ar this week end to shop. Saturday morning they go up early and were on their way. they made all the major stores in Fayettville and headed back toward Berry ville.
They didn't get more than started and on one of the curves the girl hit a cat on the highway. They stopped and to their dismay the cat was dead. The girls decided they would take the cat home and bury it or they planned on getting uncle Harley to bury the dead cat.
They put the cat in a Dillard bag and drove on. They decided to stop for lunch and because it was a hot day they decided not to leave the cat in
the car. They took the bag out and laid it on the back of their car meaning to put it back in the car when they started down the road again.
They had a window seat and up drove this elderly lady in a Cadillac and parked next to their car.
As she got out she swiped their Dillard bag and came into the Burger king where the nieces were having lunch.
After placing her order the old woman open the Dillard bag to take a peek at her find. She screamed and passed out. Nieces are still watching . the ambulance arrives and they load the lady on a stretcher as they are leaving the waitress runs after them saying wait wait! this is her bag. the men take the bag and laid it on the unconscious Lady's chest and away they go.