Friday, November 19, 2010

Phone sex, maybe


I got this phone call awhile ago and it puzzled me. I hung up but wish I hadn't now. He said Hi, ganma as you know I am a automated kind of guy and wanted to bring you up to date.. then I think he mentioned a female private part, that was when I hung up. I found this on the net so I hope he calls again. I know it isn't a machine because I ask him What? when he first started talking and he repeated what he had said word for word.
If he calls again I am going to do what this guy said he did
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The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?"This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?"The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber band-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood." I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case.I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice.I proceeded to tell him we had located his position at his work place and the police were entering the building to take him into custody. At that point, I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.My wife asked me as I returned to our table, why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but oh-so-very enjoyable."
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1 comment:

The 4th Sister said...

Well at first Patsy I thought you had taken the 2nd cal.....you know you do read too many of those murder mystery things