Monday, May 16, 2011

Newt Gingrich

MACON, Ga. — Republican Newt Gingrich told a Georgia audience on Friday evening that the 2012 presidential election is the most consequential since the 1860 race that elected Abraham Lincoln to the White House and was soon followed by the Civil War.

What is Gingrich saying? is he comparing up coming race for president as perhaps of another fight for a new south surely he isn't saying he is a new Lincoln . Do you suppose that this is code for 'The Massa have got to get the nigger out of the white house and back in the cotton field where he belongs?'

A few days past Mr. Gingrich was reporting that the reason he had been known to change wives so many times was his great devotion to his job and his country but since he had finally found the love of his life and was no longer searching for a new bimbo he was ready to make the ultimate sacrifice for his country and become our next great leader. Perhaps what really has put Newt on the straight and narrow in his sex life is someone locked up his Viagra.

Newt will soon learn that fat ole men don't get very far in the political field these days any more than they do chasing wild women. He says he has gave up the one and will soon see he has to give up the second.

I saw a report that he wants Constance L. “Connie” Rice for his vice running mate. I don't think so Newt. Why would she want to settle for seconds when she has been to the Texas white house?

1 comment:

Sister--Three said...

Newton is a rerun. Every 4 years he runs for about a month and then sees the writing on the wall and drops out.