Wednesday, January 30, 2013

all I know and some I don't know

While the rest of the country is looking to limit the use of guns our senate in Arkansas has a bill to permit the people who go the house of worship to carry a concealed weapon. this bill was submitted by senator Brian King of Green Forest , Arkansas. This puts a whole different meaning to the hymn ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDERS.

Meanwhile Wal-Mart is trying to do their part .....
Wal-Mart Limiting Ammunition Sales

A spokesman for Walmart, confirmed the retailer has instituted a new ammunition policy in their stores this week.  Beginning this week , Wal-mart customers can only buy three boxes of ammunition per day.  This new policy includes all types of ammunition.  The Wal-mart spokesman says the ammunition policy will be in effect until further notice.  They are trying to take care of as many customers as possible because supply is limited at this time."    Wal-mart stores are monitoring supply issues daily and will address purchase limits once supply issues are resolved..
Rumor has it that Powell hardware in Green Forest will sell you all the  ammunition you can carry at one time and just down the street crown and Pawn can fix you up with a gun to conceal after you cross the street there stands the sale barn where you can attend Church every Sunday at the cowboy church. I can see the signs  now ...
COME ON DOWN TO THE COWBOY CHURCH
WHERE YOU CAN CONCEAL YOUR GUN
AND REST YOUR FEET IN MANURE!
 
The radio station just informed us the sky is spitting snow or ice crystals at people who are foolish enough to venture out side the door here.
I want to correct the record on what Fleta said I said and what I really said.
I said all the below zero weather usually was past after January was gone, she said I said all bad weather was past after January implying I didn't know it would or could snow in February, March and April!

Meanwhile Gomer at 82 years of age has come out of the closet....
The actor best known for playing the TV character Gomer Pyle in the 1960s has married his male partner of 38 years.
Hawaii News Now reports Jim Nabors and his partner, Stan Cadwallader, traveled from their Honolulu home to Seattle to be married Jan. 15.
At least Aunt Bee didn't live to see this or Sherrif Taylor and poor little Opie!
 

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