Tuesday, April 02, 2013

          IT AGAINST THE LAW TO....
Some Arkansas laws are unenforceable and redundant. One of them states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
 It's illegal to kill any "living creature" in Fayetteville.
You might be excited enough to honk your car horn. Just watch out when and where you do it. It is illegal for a person to sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.
My favorite law is one designed to get Northerners into trouble. That's right folks, if you mispronounce Arkansas (Ar-kan-saw) you're in for a fine or jail time. Just be sure not to flirt with those Northerners as you tell them they are breaking the law. In Little Rock, flirtation between men and women on the streets may result in a 30-day jail term.
Animals in Arkansas get the weirdest laws. If you live in Arkansas, you may not keep an alligator in your bathtub.
 Dog owners in Little Rock beware! If your dog barks after 6 PM you can be fined
It's unlawful to walk your cow after 1:00 on Sundays.
Women are also a popular subject for laws. Some old Arkansas laws are archaic. There is a law that states female teachers who bob their hair cannot be given a raise.
. Even more degrading is an old law that states a man can beat his wife in Little Rock provided he does it with a stick no bigger than 3 inches across and not more than once a month.
saw a rattler stretched across the hiway out of Clinton that had to be very near if not 7 feet. As big around as my leg. The record in most states they live is close to 8 feet. A lotta snake and when ask he said his name was BILL.

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