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Secret! Cheney Hospital Document!
I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS IT WAS THE REAL THING!
Posted by H2O Man in General DiscussionSat Jun 26th 2010, 09:15 AM
A June 24, 2010 document, designated “Top Secret: National Insecurity,” details the true nature of former Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney's recent hospitalization. VP Cheney is being held at the Acute Psychiatric Services Wing of the Bethesda Naval Hospital, at an undisclosed location, for observation. The “public release” will suggest that Cheney is hospitalized for “mild discomfort and chest pains,” the same cover story that was successfully used on February 22, 2010.On Wednesday, June 23, 2010, the Central Intelligence Agency recorded a series of one hundred thirty two phone calls from the former vice president, demanding that former Ambassador Joseph Wilson be sent to the Hostess Headquarters in Cuba, to document that President Barack H. Obama has acquired an undisclosed amount of Twinkies Yellow Cake, and thus poses a “dire threat to U.S. national security.”On Thursday, June 24, 2010, Cheney approached the White House lawn with a companion, Harry Whittington. Both men were dressed in high-quality Cabela hunting gear, and were armed with shotguns and fishing poles. VP Cheney informed Secret Service Agent Walter “Ringo” Starr that he was returning to reclaim his rightful throne, under the Continuity of Government Act that he instituted on September 11, 2001. When Agent Starr questioned Cheney, the former vice president began quoting Scene II, Act 4 of Hamlet. Agent Starr noted that VP Cheney “appeared to be under great stress.” At this point, VP Cheney began shouting, “I have a hostage!” and “Legalize Lonnie Anderson's hair!” Agent Starr then suggested that he could call Lewis “Scooter” Libby; at this point, VP Cheney shouted, “We Did It! We Did It!,” and shot Mr. Whittington in the face. After accepting Mr. Whittington's sincere apology, VP Cheney was taken into protective custody.A Friday, June 25, 2010 report notes that VP Cheney remains psychotic, and suffering from optical delusions. In the past 24 hours, Cheney has:(1)Informed doctors that he is actually Valerie Plame Wilson, working undercover, and that if the hospital does not release “her” immediately, their failure will do grave damage to the United States;(2)Stated that he “knows his constitutional rights,” and will both refuse to talk and demand his Amendment 2 right to bear arms.(3)Experienced periods of extreme paranoia, in which he suggests that all offered medical assistance is “torture in Violation of the Geneva Convention,” and has threatened to have Patrick Fitzgerald prosecute anyone who offers him a glass of water.(4)Demanded that General McChrystal follow his order to “remove Obama from office, or face stern discipline.”(5)Requested a meeting with the EPA, to “prove that Reagan was right: trees, not oil spills, are a threat to the environment.”For further updates, please check the following official web site:www//http: yipstertimes/notreality/1984.com