Ricky ticky ..

This man is so stupid surly the repubs wont nominate him for president this is what he said yesterday...

President Obama wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob," Santorum said as the crowd howled with laughter and applause. [...]"That's why he wants you to go to college. He wants to remake you in his image," Santorum said to more applause. "I want to create jobs so people can remake their children into their image, not his." mean while he sends his children to college.

Analysts say a key voting bloc this election year will be women called ‘Birth
Control Moms.’ They’re moms who use birth control, but apparently not
correctly.” – Conan O’Brien
“Rick Santorum said today that during his 16 years in Congress, he was an
outsider the whole time. You know what? After 16 years, you’re not an outsider.
You’re just unpopular.” – Jay Leno
“Santorum says that Satan has his sights set on the United States of America.
And today Satan said he tries to avoid politics because it makes him feel
dirty.” – Jay Leno
“Rick Santorum said he believes that Satan has his sights on America.
Apparently Satan is still upset about the time he went down to Georgia and lost
that fiddle. – Jimmy Kimmel
“This guy Santorum is very conservative. Rick Santorum is so conservative he
won’t watch a baseball game because there’s a pitcher and a catcher.” – Jay
Leno
“He is so conservative. When he goes to the market, he skips the household
aisle, just to avoid making eye contact with Mr. Clean.” – Jay Leno
“He is so conservative that he won’t masturbate because it involves sex with
a guy.” – Jay Leno