You have two cows ,,, Your neighbor has none ... You feel guilty for being successful ...
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REPUBLICAN
You have two cows ... Your neighbor has none ... So?
SOCIALISM
You have two cows ... The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor ...
You form a cooperative to advise your neighbor on how to manage his cow.
COMMUNISM
You have two cows ... The government seizes both and provides you with milk ...
You wait in line for hours to get it ... It is expensive and sour.
FASCISM
You have two cows ... The government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZI-ISM
You have two cows ... The government takes both and shoots you.
AMERICAN CAPITALISM
You have two cows ... You sell one and buy a bull ... You build a herd of cows.
AMERICAN BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows ... The government pays you not to milk them ... Then the government takes them both ... They shoot one, milk the other, and pour the milk down the drain ... Then they require you to fill out a form to explain why the two cows are missing.
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Daddy had two cows. Fleta milked them in the morning and I at night. I was too lazy to get down to the barn and milk and then get on the school bus. Don't tell anyone. Daddy had two daughters close in age...one was lazy.
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