Barney

Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) celebrated the repeal of the military's Don't Ask, Don't Tell earlier this week by admitting he is pursuing a "radical homosexual agenda." Shocker: It doesn't involve turning your children gay.

"It is to be protected against violent crimes driven by bigotry, it's to be able to get married, it's to be able to get a job, and it's to be able to fight for our country," Frank said of the "agenda." "For those who are worried about the radical homosexual agenda, let me put them on notice. Two down, two to go."