Friday, September 30, 2011
Perhaps he ordered a statue for all the Hispanic maids that bore him children. Seven maids seven sons?
I read that they did a test of all the doors in the state house while he was governor and found fetal matter on all the door nobs. I guess that means someone had shit on their hands.
The former California governor has commissioned up to seven bronze statues of himself, each of which will stand 8 feet tall and weigh in at 580 pounds. Good to see he's been humbled by the turn his life has taken this year.
DODGE, Iowa -- Newt Gingrich now says the reason to vote for him over his rivals -- he smarter.
God help the repubs.