Saturday, November 05, 2011
Andy Rooney doesn't like e-books
Andy Rooney, whose prickly wit was long a mainstay of CBS News and whose homespun commentary on “60 Minutes,” delivered every week from 1978 until 2011, made him a household name, died Friday in New York City.
Andy said.. “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.”
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.”
Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts an”
“A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind”
Andy Rooney: "My Lucky Life"
In his last regularly scheduled appearance on "60 Minutes," Andy Rooney says, "I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life."