Tuesday, May 22, 2012

red necks

HarleyRider is on a distinguished road
DefaultYou Might Be A Redneck


1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the
dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the
same in-laws.

4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms
so clean.

6. Someone in your family once died right after saying:
"Hey, watch this...."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.

9. Directions to your house include, "Turn off the
paved road."

10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded, right off its wheels.

11. The market value of your car goes up and down,
depending on how much gas is in it.

12. You have to go outside to get something from the

13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
there's a law against it.

15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is

16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

17. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five

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