Thursday, February 07, 2013

cow facts

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows ,,, Your neighbor has none ... You feel guilty for being successful ...
Beyonce sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows ... Your neighbor has none ... So?
SOCIALISM
You have two cows ... The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor ...
You form a cooperative to advise your neighbor on how to manage his cow.
COMMUNISM
You have two cows ... The government seizes both and provides you with milk ...
You wait in line for hours to get it ... It is expensive and sour.
FASCISM
You have two cows ... The government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZI-ISM
You have two cows ... The government takes both and shoots you.
AMERICAN CAPITALISM
You have two cows ... You sell one and buy a bull ... You build a herd of cows.
AMERICAN BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows ... The government pays you not to milk them ... Then the government takes them both ... They shoot one, milk the other, and pour the milk down the drain ... Then they require you to fill out a form to explain why the two cows are missing.


Drizzling rain here.I have lain in the bed a lot today. I'm looked out this window here by my computer and saw a honey bee sipping from these purple flowers growing on this grown cover. I thought , are you crazy? seem to early for bees to bee out and about. I guess the weather has everyone house bound it is quite up on the hill.

1 comment:

Sister--Three said...

Daddy had two cows. Fleta milked them in the morning and I at night. I was too lazy to get down to the barn and milk and then get on the school bus. Don't tell anyone. Daddy had two daughters close in age...one was lazy.